Today’s top five, inspired by our drought-riddled country where it hasn’t stopped raining since the hose pipe ban came into force.

It’s almost like the weather HATES the Government. Imagine… But for now, let us look to the skies and have seasonal songs fall about our ears.

She has also written 50 words for snow so one can only conclude she is a weather fan. Moody and mysterious and speaks of glow in the dark yo-yos. Something for everyone then.

 

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I like the pensive fag smoke at 58s. I also like Prince’s hair. Sometimes I think he’s like a tiny foal in an excellent dressage outfit.

 

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Alas she goes out of sync after Saville’s intro, but just don’t watch the screen as you’ll just get annoyed and neglect to listen to the loveliness of this track.

Seriously, don’t watch. You’ll just get riled. Press play and go and make a sandwich instead. Double the loveliness.

 

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The birth of SEXRIHANNA. Whether rain brings about such radical image overhauls in the average lady is tbc. Let’s see how this month pans out on womankind.

 

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Spring is good afterall. There is rain yes. There is wind, true. But there is always Donna and therefore sunshine. Plus a floral appliquéd sateen jumpsuit and triangle hair.

It all balances out in the end.