Autumn is very much the avocado on toast season isn’t it? You know, hipster fave, instagrammed sunrises with mist and bountiful fruit markets and that. In reality it’s a heck of a lot of dark mornings, cold rain running down the back of your neck, massive coats and gloves and scarfs and STUFF and tights. URGH, tights. The worst. Holding out with the bare leg for as long as I can.
I prefer the summer – heat! Sunshine! Luridly coloured clothes! Sitting down wherever you fancy because the ground is dry! Sunshine! NOT RAIN! OH GOD I MISS IT.
It will return. But there are no guarantees in our climatically vile country.
At least we have disco. Thank God for that. Here’s what I’m doing this month / what’s booked in so far…
Hosting this love-match lolful singing fun
Friday 7th October – G-A-Y
I return! Last time was AAAACEEES
Saturday 8th October – Jewel’s Catch One after party, BFI
Playing alongside one of my FAVE people, DJ Neil Prince for this fantastic disco doc. ALL THE DANCING LADY EMOJIS
Thursday 13th October – Cinnabar Cafe, Stevenage, Launch Party
Saturday 15th October – Private birthday party, Sanctum Soho Hotel
Saturday 22nd October – A party. Of details I don’t have as yet, but it will be AMAZING natch…
Tuesday 25th October – Quiz hosting! Camden Assembly
Friday 28th October – H&M, Oxford Circus 12-4pm
Will add other stuff as and when, or just look at me twitter for hot off the press news from my fascinating world…