Well would you look at that. We’re in what the music industry calls Q4, where all the big hitting albums are released, X Factor and Strictly is on telly for YEARS and it’s well dark out. And raining. However, as I type it’s still sunny so maybe this will be the glorious Autumn everyone imagines. All that big coats and boots and crisp morning fantasy chat, when in reality it’s windy, raining like heck and pavements are a constant invitation to do your ankle in with an abundance of soggy leaves.
Yeah, REAL TALK. Deal with it.
Here’s what I’ll be doing amongst the pavement slides and sighing at the amount of layers to wear of a morning:
THURSDAY 1ST OCTOBER – FOX AUTUMN SHOWCASE – CENTRAL ST MARTINS
It’s private babes., yeah? For the telly folk. I am going to be dressed a bit like a pop star who is in one of their shows. I can’t say who yet, but I am excited already.
FRIDAY 2ND OCTOBER – LONDON NEVER DIES – BLOOMSBURY BALLROOM
A James Bond extravaganza at the beautiful Bloomsbury Ballroom. Each event will take its lead from a Bond film with performers, dinner, drinks and ME in an appropriate frock getting a disco going! First one is From Russia With Love. Am going to have my hair DEAD straight and look well serious. Have a look at the video here and all booking info and so on is here
SATURDAY 3RD OCTOBER – H&M OXFORD CIRCUS / KANDY POP – BOUNCE
Double disco day – first stop H&M Oxford Circus for shop popping 12-4pm, then disco balls meet ping pong balls at Bounce for Kandypop my new residency from 9pm – 1.30am. In between am having a nap. I love a nap.
Lovely Sunday deluxe relaxation – amazing food and drinks, slippers so you can put your feet all over the sofas, loadsa sweets and a tv room to watch endless Ab Fab repeats in. Not bad for £25. Oh and I play records! Not too loud though, I know you may have sensitive ears of a Sunday. Info! Booking! HERE
MONDAY 5TH OCTOBER – TELL IT LIKE IT QUIZ – SHOREDITCH HOUSE
My trash culture quiz for the snazzy members bar propping up Bethnal Green Road. Testing some of London’s coolest brains on facts about low brow fims, one hit wonders and sizes of instagram stars arses. CLASSY. 7pm start
This time the film inspiration is You Only Live Twice. INFO / BOOKING
Ballin’ etc, 9pm – 1.30am. Have a look at the website, it’s dead good.
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TUESDAY 13TH OCTOBER – TELL IT LIKE IT QUIZ – ELECTRIC HOUSE
Taking the quiz up West! The cleanest pavements and hair lie in Notting Hill. Last time I was there someone asked me if Bingo Halls still existed. An insight to another world. I LOVE IT. Quizzing starts at 7pm for them there members.
I’m back being Bondy. Octopussy is the film the night takes a nod from. I may dress as an octopus-meets-cat. Not sure if they would be happy. Perhaps best run this by them first. INFO AND THAT HERE
SATURDAY 17TH OCTOBER – PRIVATE PARTY
Your name’s not down you’re not coming in. Out in Newbury for the night for a 50th party dj set. Coo!
WEDNESDAY 21ST OCTOBER – H&M X BALMAIN PRESS LAUNCH
SCREAM! Djing at the press launch for the next uber fash collaboration from my favourite high street retailers. VERY EXCITED.
You know the drill now – website has the info Film this time is The Spy Who Loved Me, which incidentally is my favourite Bond theme. It’s the Carly Simon Factor. Such lovely teeth. Let’s have a picture of them to break up these endless words
More bounce to the ounce. 9pm – 1.30am
YES! Back FINALLY at The Old Queen’s Head after taking RK round the country. Come get on a ragga tip, re-re wind and let me be your fantasy as we go raving karaoke style. An arsenal of glow sticks and whistles will keep us dancing and singing and having a right good time. 8 – 11pm. TICKETS HERE OI OI
Weekend double Bond. Double Bonded. Theme is Spectre. Ooh, that’s the new one. We’re on a Mexican tip. Ay carumba! Info and booking here
Quite a lot of stuff that. Best get carb loading. It IS winter after all. Follw me on twitter for more up to date stuff and general CHAT