Despite mince pies being in the supermarket since September, Christmas begins this week in my working world. This doesn’t mean I’ll be ordering a new sofa or stockpiling turkeys. Although who knows, the festive hype up could ravage me and I’ll be resplendent in flashing novelty rudolph earrings, mummified in tinsel with 80% egg nog running through my veins. Sounds fun if nothing else.
Here are some things I’m doing
Thursday 29th November – Redburn Christmas Party
You can’t come to this. Unless you work for Redburn. If so, see you there!
Friday 30th November – Asparagasm Seasonally Affected Ball
Five course vegan fine dining with bonus disco after. I am the disco bit. That’s probably obvious, but best to be clear about these things.
White Rabbit, Shoreditch from 7pm
Saturday 1st December – MUJI Party
I host MUJI’s Christmas knees up down the Social for the Japanese home of practical yet stylish storage solutions. I may dress as one of their attractive festive decorations to stay on theme. I also may not.
Then on Sunday I am probably going to eat ALL my advent calendar.