Despite mince pies being in the supermarket since September, Christmas begins this week in my working world. This doesn’t mean I’ll be ordering a new sofa or stockpiling turkeys. Although who knows, the festive hype up could ravage me and I’ll be resplendent in flashing novelty rudolph earrings, mummified in tinsel with 80% egg nog running through my veins. Sounds fun if nothing else.

Here are some things I’m doing

Thursday 29th November – Redburn Christmas Party

You can’t come to this. Unless you work for Redburn. If so, see you there!

Friday 30th NovemberAsparagasm Seasonally Affected Ball

Five course vegan fine dining with bonus disco after. I am the disco bit. That’s probably obvious, but best to be clear about these things.

White Rabbit, Shoreditch from 7pm

Saturday 1st December – MUJI Party

I host MUJI’s Christmas knees up down the Social  for the Japanese home of practical yet stylish storage solutions. I may dress as one of their attractive festive decorations to stay on theme. I also may not.

Then on Sunday I am probably going to eat ALL my advent calendar.