Well it is in the party world. PARTY WORLD. Imagine if that were a real place. A 24/7 PARDEE. Like being in Made in Chelsea maybe.
But yes, Christmas parties are all a go-go and indeed it has been Christmas on the fourth floor of Liberty since August. I’m going to lots of these parties, but more as the turn than the guest. But no doubt they will all be glo-ooo-oooo-oooo-oooo-ooo-rious.
Here’s what I am doing on the last days of 2015:
FRIDAY DECEMBER 4TH – RAZZMATAZZ, BARCELONA
Popping up in the er, Pop Bar at crackers o’clock in the morning. It’ll be a ding dong of a disco as it always is in Catalunya’s capital’s number one club. Info! Tickets! Y mucho mas – aqui!
SATURDAY DECEMBER 5TH – TO LONDON WITH LOVE, BLOOMSBURY BALLROOM
Christmas cabaret show with me whirling about in between and after some rather amazing acts who can do things with their bodies and voices most humans can’t. They’re kind of like superheroes in a way. Except their powers don’t extend to actual flight and / or shooting lazers out of their eyes. But maybe one day… anyway, you get an amazing dinner and show in a beautiful room – tickets and info here
SUNDAY DECEMBER 6TH, 13TH & 20TH – W DOES BRUNCH, W HOTEL
Step into the W Lounge, pop your slippers on and get set for a super deluxe Sunday where a three course brunch will be served to you by the wonderful W staff. I’ll be playing music throughout and all you have to do is sprawl around on sofas and generally slob out. In an elegantly refined way of COURSE. 12- 4pm every Sunday, book yourself in here and make the most of your weekend
TUESDAY DECEMBER 8TH – PRIVATE CHRISTMAS PARTY
THURSDAY DECEMBER 10TH – PRIVATE CHRISTMAS PARTY
FRIDAY 11TH DECEMBER – H&M OXFORD CIRCUS
Soundtracking the festive get-up getting from 12-4pm
PRIVATE PARTY THAT NIGHT IN A SNAZZY HOTEL
SATURDAY DECEMBER 12TH, TO LONDON WITH LOVE, BLOOMSBURY BALLROOM
See 5th December for info – or just go here
SUNDAY DECEMBER 13TH – W DOES BRUNCH, W HOTEL
Here are Slade, the captains of Christmas to add some visual marvel to this list of words and words and words
MONDAY DECEMBER 14TH – CHRISTMAS CRACKERS KARAOKE, SOHO HOUSE
One-off seasonal special at the original Soho House in the last working week before Christmas. Unless you’re a nurse. Hosted by ME, there will be a selection of classic Christmas songs to sing, as well as prizes for best performance, most festive attire and most impressive embodiment of the season. Or something. To be honest I will be randomly awarding the prizes to whomever I think deserves one. A bit like Santa, but without the beard, reindeers and belly. So nothing like Santa. It’s for members only so hurry up and be one or get mates with one and come along – 7pm start.
WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 16TH – PRIVATE PARTY
It’s at One Embankment fyi.
THURSDAY DECEMBER 17TH – ANOTHER PRIVATE PARTY
Aaand, this one’s at Bloomsbury Ballroom.
FRIDAY DECEMBER 18TH – H&M OXFORD CIRCUS
Festive fever in central London, 12-4pm
SATURDAY DECEMBER 19TH – RAVE KARAOKE AT HOUSE PARTY, MANCHESTER
Bringing the rave up north and to my home town for this triple decker disco. Info and the like all over here – advance tickets are a bargain £5! STICK ONE IN YOUR STOCKING
SUNDAY DECEMBER 20TH – W DOES BRUNCH, W HOTEL
Last brunch before Christmas!
TUESDAY DECEMBER 22ND – H&M, OXFORD CIRCUS
Only three days until Christmas – COME PANIC BUY AND HAVE A DANCE 12-4pm
WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 23RD – WEDNESDAY 30TH
SITTING DOWN AND EATING
THURSDAY 31ST DECEMBER – VINTAGE NYE, SOUTHBANK CENTRE
Final hurrah of 2015 sees me take to the fantastic Southbank stage for a massive party in every room of this tremendous building. Not that I will be in EVERY room. As much as I would like to be, it’s not all about me. SIGH. Anyway, come say SEE YA to 2015 and HIYA to 2016 – tickets info and stuff here
And that’s IT. 2015 OVAH. Heck, that’s gone terribly fast hasn’t it? Ah well, best get on with new stuff for the New Year then. And maybe find some time to buy some presents before 25th…
MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS