Here’s where I am this month in case you want to come and look / listen / dance and that.
Wednesday 5th June – Quizzically Challenged – The Phoenix
A quiz. For people with simple minds or who may like Simple Minds. I can take or leave them to be honest, but the quiz is hosted by myself and Neil Prince and it’s hugely lo-brow in terms of questions but hugely hilarious thanks to our gifted brainzzz.
Starts at 7pm. Book yourself in here
Friday 7th June
Double disco – H&M Oxford Circus, 12pm – 4pm amongst the leggings, then Shoreditch House 10pm – 3am.
Every Sunday – Brunch! At W Does Brunch in the super spangly W Hotel in Leicester Square. Relax, unwind and feast in slippers on sofas whilst I dj throughout your dining delights. The Welsh Rarebit is the highlight of my week. It’s ridiculously delicious. I think about it at least four times an hour. You may think this is tragic, but that clearly means you haven’t had it. Because you would do the same.
Read about it here (Brunch, not the rarebit). Call 0207 758 1060 to book in.
Friday Night Disco – The Social – Friday 14th June
My monthly disco at London’s home of hedonism, The Social. Come whirl your way into the weekend.
Saturday 15th June – DocFest – Sheffield
Making the annual jaunt to the Pennines for the brilliant DocFest weekend of documentary delegates going nut nut on the dancefloor.
Read about Doc Fest here. Only if you like. You should though. It’s ace.
Saturday 22nd June
Wedding! LOVE A WEDDING ME. Last week I did one in Surrey and there were TWO flavours of wedding cake. I had four pieces. A solid 8/10.
Oh you can’t come to the wedding unless your’re invited soz.
Again, same rules apply re wedding in terms of going, but good news, you’re always invited to Guilty Pleasures. Book a ticket and read about the party here.
It’s my sister’s birthday in that week too. Same day as George Michael. They’re not very alike though, well as far as I can tell. She’s ok driving, but not very good at singing and being a megastar. However she’s never been given the chance so who knows.